Meet the Cast

Family

Chocolate King/CK
Mister husband man. Often mistaken for a younger, hotter Demetri Martin.  Hobbies include wakeboarding, skiing, and pretending he knows nothing about computers so people won’t hound him for tech support.

Chocolate Chip/Chip
And God smiled down upon the people and said, “Let there be cute,” and lo, there was cute. Our little Cocoa Prince is so very loved. Don’t let the drool fool you … this kid has got it together and at this point is probably cleverer than us all.

Belaire
Perpetually musical bringer of all things awesome.  Will procure free doughnuts if you ask; flavor quality increases proportionally with your hotness. Ladies.

Nardo
Once brought a speeding snowboard to a full stop — with his face.  Possesses more charisma in his wrinkled little baby toe (the left one) than James Dean, Gene Kelly, and Cary Grant combined. And he knows it.

Metria
Real life Disney princess. She dance so crazy! and basically sparkles through life. Everyone loves her, because she loves everyone. Currently causing an absurd number of freshman boys’ hearts to explode.

T-Bo
Listen closely, cuz his wit’s so dry, you gotta bring a Camelback.  Also my twin.  And a creative genius. Rocks at water polo, and is apparently a fashion genius in a manly, manly way.

Dantle
Handsome, talented goofball.  Special powers include skateboarding, joke-cracking, and bringing an aura of calm to the madness. Built like a linebacker, but has the heart of a squooshy fuzzy teddy bear.

Dash
Feet so quick you can’t see them with human eyes.  Insatiably curious and heart-meltingly loving. A friend to one and all. Laughs at dumb jokes, but it’s cute.

Angel
Little golden-haired princess. Amazing cookie baker. Calls it how she sees it. Probably the  most genuine person I’ve ever met. I don’t know how she does it, but sweet justice do I appreciate it.

Tiny
She’s really the boss, we mere mortals just don’t fully grasp it yet.

Pal
It’s never too early in the morning for a Diet Coke. You know that stereotype that says you’re supposed to be scared of your father in law?  Yeah.  Officially debunked, people. Mine’s the sweetest.

Milly
Kind, fun, gracious, generous, amazing.  She earned my respect the first time I ever met her, when she whizzed around the Cafe Rio parking lot on this crazy scooter thing. People call her the Cookie Lady. Spoils Chip (and us!), and we all like it.

Roxy
Sassy, paintbrush-wielding goddess of the booty shake. Insta-kindred spirit. Surfing QUEEN.

Spenz
Roxy’s man is big and tough — tough enough to wear camo, butt-flap onesie pajamas.  You can’t help but appreciate that, you know?  Also, has a funny way of speaking my language.

Rocket
Spenz and Roxy’s sweet little baby boy – due December 2011!

Zoie
Cute, fun-loving, spunky sweetheart, indispensable to my happiness. Crafty in every possible way. Produces alarmingly adorable babies.

Mayock
Don’t you dare beat him at Wii jousting.  Runs crazy good and thus the name.  Soul-saver. Currently my favorite ginger.

Mowgli
Mayock and Zoie’s happy, chubby little tyke.  Well, less chubby and more mischievous all the time!

Tyra
CK and Sav’s sleek, sexy, bronzed Grand Am

Sexitonium, Miley, Ruby, Sasha II, Lyla, Gustav
CK’s MacBook, phone, and iPod, respectively, and my MacBook, phone, and iPod, double-respectively

… and about 8 billion others!!!

College Friends

Alicia
Double Delicious
Fraulein
Frizz
Georgia
Hartley
Himamo
JRose
Joy
Midori
Montana
Olivia
Papa Jon
Pixie
Sassy
Seis Seis
Smash
Snowdaisy
Survivor

BYU PD Friends

Birdie
C.
Chief
Daae
Harry Wolf
Lil’ Bee
Lt. Figaro
Sgt. Kutte
Vodka